if the earth has gone
through so many
different phases,
such as volcanos,
asteroids, earth quakes,
hurricanes, tornadoes,
floods, etc.
How will plastic do any major
affect on it?
Not that I encourage
others to stop using
trash cans, but
i’m curious.
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You: Hey!
Stranger: are you a horny girl
You: Oh most definately.
Stranger: yeah?
You: No, i’m just here for serious talk.
You: LETS GET TO IT.
You: Get up,
Stranger: get up?
You: Exactly!
Stranger: im up
Stranger: in more ways than one
Stranger: do you like big dicks?
You: Well I like them really big.
You: Gosh..
You: what a dissapointment.
Stranger: its pretty big
You: Not “pretty”
Stranger: wanna see a picture?
You: I like them HUGE.
Stranger: its huge
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im serious
You: No, I don’t like looking at huge ones.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: fine
You: I like looking at enormous ones.
Stranger: haha
You: No..really.
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You: By the way
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“So one day we decide, those chinese son of bitch’s are going down”
DUDE HES 12.
OH GOVNA :’D
I can’t wait to get my hands on this piece of perfection for christmas.
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don’t judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren’t necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people’s eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren’t interested in wasting time with people you don’t really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
The right job for you:
You’re a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you’ll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don’t succeed. Don’t give up when you haven’t yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It’s time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
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