Chris hansen should hire me :)
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You: Hey!
Stranger: are you a horny girl
You: Oh most definately.
Stranger: yeah?
You: No, i’m just here for serious talk.
You: LETS GET TO IT.
You: Get up,
Stranger: get up?
You: Exactly!
Stranger: im up
Stranger: in more ways than one
Stranger: do you like big dicks?
You: Well I like them really big.
You: Gosh..
You: what a dissapointment.
Stranger: its pretty big
You: Not “pretty”
Stranger: wanna see a picture?
You: I like them HUGE.
Stranger: its huge
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im serious
You: No, I don’t like looking at huge ones.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: fine
You: I like looking at enormous ones.
Stranger: haha
You: No..really.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well tel lme how you feel about htis
You: By the way
You: You’re a disgrace to the human speciman.
You: Go die.
Stranger: hang on
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